Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
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I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
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He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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