I'm really into asian looking animals
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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