We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
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You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole