Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i think i have herpe
just one?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
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