Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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