Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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