she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
How naked do you want me to be?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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