Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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