She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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