I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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