who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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