dude i'm inner monologue high
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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