If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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