just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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