come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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