I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
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Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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