This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
He has the fingertips of a God
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