ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You dont lie about slip and slides
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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