Pappa wants mamma naked
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
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Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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