Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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