I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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