oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
