You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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