She's JV to your varsity
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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