would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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