In the future we'll all be gay
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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