gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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