OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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