thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
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Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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