Where are you?
In a non slutty way
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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