people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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