Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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