He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
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We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
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Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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