It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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