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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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