just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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