Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
You're a disaster
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