I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
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stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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