I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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