So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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