I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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