If i come over, it means nothing
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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