He disabled his match.com account in front of me
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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