There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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