so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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