Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you would pick up someone in the library
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
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Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I think I just sharted jello shots
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