He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
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please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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