just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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