I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
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In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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