no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
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I just want nice things and good sex
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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