This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
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I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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