i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
He kissed a someone with a penis
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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