what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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